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Broken Window Theory

 

I came back to Michigan for the week to see my friends and family, and to study for the bar. I do most of my studying at the Barnes & Noble by my parents’ house. It’s been my favorite study location for a decade, only last year, that started to change when the nearby retirement homes started bussing their female residents to the bookstore to 1) play bridge, 2) ask me whether I would marry their granddaughters.

These women are loud and I can’t get much reading done with them around. Apparently I’m not alone; a few months ago, the store put up signs that say, “Game playing is welcome before noon and after 5pm.” The rule was perfect because that’s when I study.

So…the past few days, two groups of four women have been flouting the prohibition. And the Barnes & Noble café workers didn’t have the guts to enforce the prohibition.

Sure, NOW it’s just two groups of four women…but next month…

The “Broken Window Theory” of crime prevention says that it is easier to solve a small problem before it becomes a big problem. For example, if one person spray paints the side of a building a small area you want to clean that area up before more people add their spray paint tags to the building making it a big issue.

Wikipedia explains that Mayor Giuliani used the Broken Window theory when he had the police strictly enforce the law against subway fare evasion, and stopped public drinkers, urinators, and the "squeegee men" who had been wiping windshields of stopped cars and demanding payment. Rates of both petty and serious crime fell suddenly and significantly, and continued to drop for the following ten years.

So….should I print the wikipedia Broken Window Theory entry out and give it to the Barnes & Noble workers anonymously?

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Enforce Broken Window

Enforce Broken Window Theory? No.
Marry their granddaughters if they switch from bridge to go? Yes, but only if you need to beat their dad at go in order to be approved for marriage.

 Sounds like the plot of

 Sounds like the plot of the next Mike Myers movie to me!

The Broken Window theory is

The Broken Window theory is an intellectual offshoot of the City Beautiful movement. You might try to give the employees a brief on Broken Windows and City Beautiful, but if the Octet of Octogenarians gets a hold of your plot, they could retaliate with a Bowling Alone counter.

I'd use a more insurgent tactic instead. Tell them that it's haunted there. Then when they don't believe you... point out that you're a ghost yourself. And when they don't believe that, point out that they can see you so well because they are themselves to close to death.

It will either scare them away or offend them away.... either way peace and quiet. Quiet like the grave.

We actually got

We actually got spray-painted on the back of the building where I work about 6 months ago. We knew of the broken window theory but were too lazy to do anything about it...still no additional graffiti.

You suck, i picked 7 of

You suck, i picked 7 of clubs



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