Total Liar
I met this girl in the bookstore yesterday and I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m a total liar. But not without reason; here’s how our conversation went:
LB: “I’m Ricky.”
V: “I’m Victoria”
LB: “Really? I just wrote this book and I named the female lead character Victoria!”
V: “Right…”
LB: “So, Victoria, where’d you do school?”
V: “Michigan.”
LB: “I went to the University of Michigan too!”
V: “Oh, not University of Michigan. I mean I went to school in Michigan, the state. I went to Michigan State University, though.”
LB: “I went to Michigan State too. I transferred…”
V: “Right…”
It was all 100% true, of course, but how could I expect her to believe it.
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When she gave you her
When she gave you her number, did you say "That's funny, the last girl I met in the bookstore also had a number that started with 555!"
Easily your best reply
Easily your best reply ever, Counselor Ryan.
Ha ha hee hoo. Oh Rick Lax.
Ha ha hee hoo. Oh Rick Lax. You are just so easy going and RickLaxed. Oh pretty please can I get a copy of your book. Oh pretty. Please.
Well at least your not
Well at least your not stumbling at the bar to pick up chicks. Nice decoy, write books and spend hours in bookstores as a social outlet. Now that your in Vegas, the hot chicks aren't at the bookstores, are they?